|
      
|
|
Podcast Episodes
Solid Cat: 88 - Ass Ball Huggy Solid Cat is orgasmic this week. Why? Well, most people, after sex, they cuddle. What do we do? We podcast! Val is hungover but had the best day ever. We revisit Dave Coulier. We talk international sporting events: first the Quidditch Global Games, and then the World Cup. Did someone find Dracula's grave? D-mo shows an unnatural amount of love for New Mexico, the Land of Enchantment. Finnish babies sleep in cardboard boxes. The Solid Cat audience determine the winner in Levi's vs. Wrangler... or do they? D-mo utters the phrase "ass ball huggy," when the phrase he was looking for was "form-fitting." We talk up French knickers. We bust out some Dole Whip in the Kitchen, as once again, we talk pineapples. We then stumble into some quasi-serious immigration talk, and then stumble into some quasi-legit motivational words (no, not ass ball huggy). This is Solid Cat! Solid Cat: 87 - Pineapples The newly rebranded D-mo "the Spirit of Aloha" joins Val the Space Cowboy on this week's Solid Cat. First up, pineapples. Lot of them. Can't get enough of the King of the Fruits. Val is literally squeezing the juices out of them. We're going to make our own Dole Whip, and the pineapple clock radio has a nasty snooze button. There's a random The Tick reference. The Middle East loves the bosom. "...speaking of Balls-in-Your-Face Johnson" leads to random Balls Mahoney reference. Yes, the ECW wrestler. The Danger Diva says she's fast, but the Flash is faster. Triple Crown sour grapes leads to Horse Racing Chat with D-mo & Val. "I've been on the forefront of bacon love before there was even a bacon bandwagon." The 17 best restaurants names ever. The 10 most impactful movies to the film industry. You should always stay through the movie credits... it's a gold mine of comedy. There is a 6-year-old fight to the death with accompanying music. My Neighbor Totoro has so many unanswered questions. That leads to Mall Chat with D-mo & Val. And then we finish with a hashtag that Val is actually trying to get going: #summerconfessions This... is Solid Cat. Solid Cat: 86 - Car Crash Like a leave in the wind, so goes this week's Solid Cat. It was a big day for Val and Zoe. D-mo was a car crash hero, sorta. Val is learning German (kudos to Duolingo). Ripped jeans need replacin'. Morgan Freeman returns to the show. We talk about a skin thief, and choking a fox; they're not related. D-mo dishes fashion advice, and hails the importance of having your own tailor. We go from the Shewee to a convo about lady bits. We highlight a top notch Little Mermaid tattoo. It's tiki time in the Space Cowboy Kitchen, and we finish with Reading Rainbow. This is Solid Cat. Solid Cat: 85 - Bosom Buddies On the rambling path that is Solid Cat, you never know where we'll end up. No one could have foreseen the adventures on this week's show. Why do banquet halls have such lousy acoustics? Nothing ruins a day like a 6 year old with strep throat. Valerie the Space Cowboy is the life of the party and everyone loves her. She loves year-old candy canes, she's ambidextrous, and likes certain things stuck in her teeth. We visit the Dmo-Valerian stables and talk horses. What happened in 1889 and why do we care? People binge-listen to the podcast. A spoonful of sugar (or artificial flavoring) does help the medicine go down. Val is D-mo's favorite pillow. We find out what isn't Val's favorite. Did "Bosom Buddies" in the 80's lead to social acceptance of transvestitism and transsexualism today? Oh, and then there is Gay Thor. This... is Solid Cat. Solid Cat: 84 - Pillow Fight We finish with hookers, but we start with lightsabers, again, on this week's Solid Cat. You've got to watch out for nerd posers and militant nerds. "I can feel women's eggs drying up in their ovaries as you speak." Let's talk about the guy that created Wonder Woman; let's just say double fisting is involved. "Making it into puppetry, that's where it went awry." We talk about a killer's love connection. We salute the James Beard Award winners. And they are double-cocking in France. From the Dojo, we talk about pillow fights... for a good 4 minute bit. Sexytime with D-mo and Val returns and we talk porn preferences vs. real-life preferences, and D-mo says "Dead Sea Scrotums." Also returning is Solid Cat Game Night. Chocolate chip cookies should really be the official cookie of the United States. There is a Mariachi Magician, and the greatest goal celebration in soccer, ever. We discuss horn etiquette and turkey gloves. Did we really pack all this into one episode? Yes we did. This is Solid Cat! Solid Cat: 83 - Lightsabers Solid Cat's comedy is so organic, you can get it for $12.95 at Whole Foods. On this week's show, we learn that kids love the Force at the Jedi Training Academy. There were lightsabers for everybody at Solid Cat, and be forewarned, them bitches leave bruises. On top of that, we have a Nerd Alert. Dine with us at the New Wave Restaurant and experience the 80's with a Wham! Burger. Mr. Popadick wants to say hello. Saucy Siri returns with a lot of snark and a new poetry slam. Ten Things with Val features museums that shouldn't exist but do. We visit the Boysenberry Festival at Knott's Berry Farm. We make a mind-boggling good hummus dip in the Space Cowboy Kitchen. Our salute to the awesome is truly awesome. And we finish with a bombshell involving pickle chips. You learn something new every day. Especially here. This is Solid Cat! Solid Cat: 82 - Power of Pancakes This is the episode of Solid Cat you'll want to tell your friends about. It's the greatest collection of unscripted and natural tangents and seques collected, and it comes full circle. First off, it's daytime. D-mo is glad we don't have flying cars. Learn the greatest insult ever. Animal husbandry leads to questions about doggie porn, with cameos from Larry the Cable Guy and John Ratzenburger. Hear how a normal horse date would go, and know that everyone needs to have a gelding friend. Val says, "I've seen someone jack off an elephant." We toss a shout out to the #BakerThermometer and the Highway Vibe is a friendly voice on the way to Vegas. We enjoy some car tipping. People are getting engaged at the old ballpark. There is a classy steroids to absinthe segue. Val hates audience participation. In Sexytime, we talk foot fetishs, and then all hell breaks loose. D-mo suggested weird sex acts is like taking a foreign language; not a waste, you learned something new, and found out you're not a fan of it: "It's like Rosetta Stone... but will balls in your ass." But then we learn the cleansing power of pancakes. Nothing soothes questionable sexual choices like a short stack from IHOP. And that's before we ever get into the Thai job (still don't know what that is). Some shows are misses, and some are hits. This one? This was a "you sunk my battleship!" hit. This is Solid Cat. Solid Cat: 81 - Baker Street Like glitter from a stripper that you just can't off you, it's Solid Cat! On tap this week: Can we reschedule April's Fool Day to random days in April? Time-Life Music infomercials are EPIC. Baker Street is the greatest bait-and-switch in musical history. Freddie Mercury is not Zoolander. "That guy makes Mariah Carey look like Cirque du Soleil." Books bound in human skin... or are they? The return of the Solid Cat Movie Review. The Grove in Los Angeles smells like cologne, a lot of it, courtesy the clientele. We review the Cheese Dog from Top Round in the Space Cowboy Kitchen. We tell you where to see celebs in L.A. so you can stop asking us. Things you didn't know where invented by women, and a mysterious Japanese benefactor. This week's episode is packed like a meat bazaar... this is SOLID CAT!
|
 Solid Cat Episodes | Starring... | Paws Up! | Space Cowboy Kitchen | Solid Cat Shop | FAQ | Home
|
 |